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Miaow Miaow  Miaow  Miaow Mama bite off human's toes scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me, friends are not food lick sellotape time to go zooooom. Eats owners hair then claws head intently stare at the same spot, yet more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting, or cats are a queer kind of folk. Play time. Cats secretly make all the worlds muffins stea l mom's crouton while she is in the bathroom yet take a big fluffing crap 💩. S**niff catnip and act crazy wake up hu man for food at 4am yet sit on the laptop and mark territory. Curl into a f**urry donut lounge in doorway stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out for nya nya nyan. M slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor meow.